Sometimes im like “most girls are so lucky they dont get boners” but then i remember the systematic oppresion of their basic human rights and im like “actually i can deal with this”
universal treasures: girls over 6 ft
imagine living in the harry potter world and in 2014 youre afraid to open a howler because suddenly there’s like an 80% chance that it’s going to rickroll you
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan
"As he left Gini Johnson’s place that night, rebuffed for more than a kiss, Gilpatrick sensed there might be another reason. Although Bill and Gini always acted very dispassionately in public, with never a hint of anything more between them, that night Gilpatrick felt Masters’s looming presence. As he recalled, ‘I was aware that if they were not together, they were probably going to be.’"
(Thomas Maier, Masters of Sex, pg. 115)
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
I like how they just singled out RDJ like that. Not “Adam Levine marries Behati Prinsloo in front of 295 guests” or “Adam Levine marries Behati Prinsloo in front of Robert Downey Jr., Jonah Hill, Candice Swanepoel, and others.” Nope.
"Adam Levine marries Behati Prinsloo in front of Robert Downey Jr., Others"
You go, HuffPost.
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
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