Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
please unmute this vine, I swear
Kiseiju Movie part 1
Mysterious worm-like aliens fall from the sky. They penetrate through the ears or nose into human beings and live off their brain while dominating the body. Now with human appearance, the parasites live among humans.
AHHHHH’M SO FUCKIN’G EXCITED
A hanging scene from 12 Years a Slave had to be re-shot because it “wasn’t working,” so director Steve McQueen used an actual lynching tree that is surrounded by the graves of murdered slaves. He thought it worked because the actors weren’t just acting, they were reenacting. Source
i am so sorry
puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
So. Much. Hair.
Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid
Yer a wizard, Harry!
ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!
*Trombone failure sound effect*
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
What about the PRNDL
when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
Scarlett Johansson, by Craig McDean for Vanity Fair
holy hell when did it become legal for someone to be this hot